ferret-assassin-nin

Hello! I'm ferret assassin nin and some of you may know me from fanfiction.net, and others of you may not. If you don't, well, I write fan fiction, I ship Perciver (Percy/Oliver) proudly, and...I'm a major ice cream fanatic even though I'm slightly lactose intolerant. (The misery is worth the ultimate deliciousness of ice cream!!!)

My favorite color is the RAINBOW!!! I like them all minus Hot Pink. I can't stand it! (Thus I hate Umbridge even more!!! Evil, Sadistic, Cat Lady!!!) Uhm...I'm quite random and I have a very weird sense of humor. Sometimes people think I'm serious when I'm joking and other times they think I'm joking when I'm serious. Sometimes they don't even think I'm funny. However, I think I'm funny. :D

Anyway, I'm a major Harry Potter fan; I love the movies, the books, the interviews of the cast, basically anything that deals with Harry Potter including fan fiction. I'm also a Criminal Minds, House, M.D., Paranormal State, Perception, The Walking Dead, Supernatural, and several other tv shows fan. Oh, and I absolutely love to doodle.

Oh! I'm also a major Anime/Manga fan; I love Fruits Basket (Particularly Kyo and Hatori), Naruto (Hayate, Genma, Kotetsu, Izumo, Kakashi...and multiple others that will take forever to list), Black Cat (Anime Strictly; kidTrain, Sven, Train, and Rinslet), Highschool of the Dead (no specific favorite character), Jigoku Shoujo (Ai, Ai's companions, I have a MAJOR crush on Ren, and...I think that's about it for Jigoku Shoujo), High School of the Dead, er...several other Anime/Manga that I can't recall at this very moment.

As for book series, I'm a major Harry Potter fan (it's a given and listing all my favorite characters will make this an extremely long bio and take forever so...the main favorites are Sirius, Remus *I like them as a couple too*, Professor McGonagall *she's absolutely hilarious at times in both the movies and the books*, Fred and George *Gosh, I crush them so hard!!! I love their prankster and joking ways*, Lee of course *Who can't like him? Especially with his pet spider*, Oliver *Yet another character I crush on hard, including the actual actor Sean Biggerstaff*, Percy *He might be a prat, but he's an awesome prat and he's only prat because he's ambitious and rule-abiding*, Hagrid *His first appearance in the book/movie? Epic!!*, Professor Dumbledore *I miss him*, recently Professor Snape *Once I learned he's not a bad guy after all*, Buckbeak *Gotta love the Hippogriff*, Mrs. Weasley, Mr. Weasley, Bill, Charlie *who doesn't love dragons???*...and multiple others).

Some other books, as well series, that I absolutely love are: The Cal Leandros Series (I have it in for Robin, and if Ishiah ever gives him up, I'm taking him!! Otherwise the two make a cute couple; I like Promise, Nik, and Cal too *I especially like fork wielding amnesia Cal*, Ish is an awesome character as well). My favorite book in the Cal Leandros Series so far is Deathwish, but I like Roadkill and Blackout too--those are my favorites of the series. I secretly wish Cal would be able to get back with Georgina because they are meant for each other (If only they weren't so stubborn!!) but in the meantime Delilah is okay; she's a bitch, but she's one heck of an awesome woman, even if she is out to get Cal possibly.

Before I go on a tangent with the Cal Leandros Series, I also love:

Unwind by Neil Shusterman (A very creepy book and it's scary to think that it could actually happen one day; I hope it never does.)
Willow by Julia Hoban
The Shadow Children series (It's been a long time since I've read any of the books but I still have a crush on Trey).
The Left Behind series (If I can ever find the time to get through the first book!!!)
Raven's Shadow and Raven's Strike by Patrica Briggs
Hidden Talents series by David Lubar
Personal Demons by Lisa Desrochers (I need to buy the next book in the series; I'm in love with the love/hate thing between Luc and Gabriel, I can totally see myself shipping them XD)
Chasing Yesterday series
Runaway
Stray by Rachel Vincent
Blood and Chocolate (both the book and the movie but the movie fails to do the book justice)
Impulse by Ellen Hopkins
Identical by Ellen Hopkins (I love her in general)
False Memory by Dean Koontz
Odd Thomas by Dean Koontz (I also love him and his novels in general)
Cry Wolf by Patrica Briggs
The Wave by Todd Strasser
Shiver by Maggie Stiefvater (I need to finish the first book and buy the next few in the series!!! ><)
Cut
Venomous by Christopher Korvatin
Robert Frost (he's one of my favorite poets)
Edgar Allen Poe (the author that first inspired me to write so no wonder a lot of my earlier works are so dark...)
Looking for Alaska by John Greene. He's an excellent author.
Hm...that's all I list off the top of my head. Also, I secretly hope that one day the Cal Leandros series get turned into movies because they are SO worth it, as is Unwind.

So! I think that about sums me up. Check out some of my stories on fanfiction.net; I'm quite proud of "Let's Talk Quidditch Captain to Quidditch Captain", "Spencer's Youngest Brother", and...a few others. My fanfiction.net account name is "ferret assassin nin" and, ironically enough, my tumblr is "ferret-assassin-nin". Yeah...I'm not super original with my user names, but whatever! Oh! One last thing: I'm a Slytherin on Pottermore but really I feel more like a Gryffindor or Hufflepuff. And...I WISH QUIDDITCH EXISTED AND I PLAYED IT!!!!

Yep. That's officially it.